(PENCIL) BREAKING NEWS:
WXPFL officials have announced the first WXPFL Championships of 2011!
WXPFL CHAMPIONSHIPS VIII: HARD WOOD – Friday March 25th 10pm Rendezvous Jewelbox Theatre $7 21+
Audience response to the Last Pencil Standing gauntlet match was phenomenal, and WXPFL owner Silas Ticonderoga IV has decided to bring it back, this time as a replacement for our normal single-elimination brackets. Twenty competitors, both our WXPFL stable of Pro Gra-Fighters and audience members, will be entered at random into the LPS tournament, and the winner will get trophy, prizes and most importantly, an immediate title shot against current WXPFL Champion Thaddeus P. Skrilla aka “The Hundred Dollar Man”.
Ticonderoga also announced that more new international talents will be joining the roster and making their debuts at Hard Wood, classic Gra-Fighters will return, and sadly, a few top contenders will be missing the show:
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, the WXPFL has arranged for the release of Mick Finster The Lepra-Con from the Parisian prison that has been his home since December 2010, in order to compete in WXPFL VIII. Inside sources say that the Parisians were happy to be free of him due to his lack of couth and his outrageous views on fine French Cru Beaujolais.
Hot, polite, newcomer The Canadian will be unable to make the show due to the metric system.
4-time WXPFL champion The Bird will be unable to make the show due to injuries to the middle fingers of both hands suffered during sparring.
The Penultimate Warrior posted a really long, rambling blog about why he couldn’t make it, but we couldn’t understand any of it.
See all you Pencil Fighting fans at The Rendezvous on March 25th!