WXPFL Championships I – The Bird wins the championship in a tournament, facing DeeeVious Silvertounge in the finals. Thu. June 25th 2009.
WXPFL Championships II: LEAD POISONING – The Bird defends his title against tournament winner The Lepre-Con. Thu. Sept. 24th 2009.
WXPFL Championships III: BREAKING POINT – The Bird defends his title against tournament winner The Yellow Dragon. Sat. Nov. 7th 2009.
WXPFL Championships IV: PENCILMANIA – The Bird defends his title in a rematch againt The Yellow Dragon, Dan Halligan wins the Pencilmania open audience tournament and becomes The Librarian, and the Asshole Brothers lose to The San Juan Island Savage, but attack him after the match. Thu. Mar. 4th 2010.
WXPFL Championships V: ERASED – The Bird is dethroned by the tournament winner, audience member “Balls Deep” Brian Chesbrough, The Asshole Brothers vs. The San Juan Island Savage in a Ticonderoga Triple Threat Match is ruled a triple DQ. Thu. May 20th 2010.
WXPFL Championships VI: HOT LEAD – The title is vacated, and Thaddeus P. Skrilla, The Hundred Dollar Man wins the tournament for the championship, Jimmie Asshole vs. The San Juan Island Savage in a Cage Match is ruled a double DQ. Thu. August 5th 2010.
WXPFL Championships VII: LAST PENCIL STANDING – The Hundred Dollar Man successfully defends his title in a Last Pencil Standing gauntlet match against both the audience and the entire roster. Impressive showings by both “Balls Deep” Brian Chesbrough and newcomer The Canadian. Fri. December 3rd 2010.
WXPFL Championships VIII: HARD WOOD – Due to popular demand, the Last Pencil Standing match returned, replacing the standard single elimination brackets. Ronald McFondle got the lucky last draw and shocked the world when he took out The Librarian to win the tourney. He then faced Thaddeus P. Skrilla “The Hundred Dollar Man” for the WXPFL Championship, but The Hundred Dollar Man triumphed and remains the champion. March 25 2011.
WXPFL Championships IX: UNBROKEN – Two Pencil Pack Challenge elimination tage team matches were featured. Team Asshole (led by The Asshole Brothers) defeated Team Savage (led by The San Juan Island Savage) resulting in the San Juan Island Savage being forced to join the Asshole Brothers Entourage and get an Asshole makeover. Team McFondle Inc. (led by #1 contender Ronald McFondle defeated The Hundred Dollar Team (led by WXPFL Champion The Hundred Dollar Man) resulting in the Hundred Dollar Man losing his Hundred Dollar Fortune to Ronald McFondle. The 2nd annual Pencilmania Open Audience Tournament for a WXPFL contract was won by Jenn Webb with an assist from the penalty pencil of the Yellow Dragon. June 17 2011.
WXPFL Championships X: SPLINTERED – The Last Pencil Standing match has been adopted as the main tournament for the WXPFL, and has been rechristened “The Lottery of Lead” for the tenth WXPFL championships. Many new Gra-Fighters debuted including Coach Stern, PencElvira, Sideshow Ben The Human Pencil Box and the return of 80’s Pencil Fighting legend The Graphite Sheik. We saw the transformation of The San Juan Island Savage into an Asshole after he was forced to join the Asshole Brothers. The main event was changed at the last minute and Thaddeus P. Skrilla was forced to meet the “Asshole Beater” Adam Chesbrough, winner of the Lottery of Lead, and in a shocking upset, Asshole Beater is your new WXPFL Champion! November 17, 2011.
WXPFL Thursday Night Pencil Fights debuts as a regular monthly show at The Re-Bar in Seattle, and a new era in Extreme Pencil Fighting begins! February 16, 2012.
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