WXPFL Championships VI: HOT LEAD Thursday August 5th at The Funhouse

(PENCIL) BREAKING NEWS –
Pabst Blue Ribbon presents:

WXPFL Pencil Fighting Championships VI: HOT LEAD

at The Funhouse in Seattle – Thursday August 5th 9pm – featuring live music by WARNING: DANGER!

Confusion has reigned over the last week as the current WXPFL Champion “Balls Deep” Brian Chesbrough was suspended by WXPFL Officials for using a body-enhancing steroid OTHER than WXPFL Sponsor Buff Nuxx.

So WXPFL Owner Silas Ticonderoga IV has vacated the title, and now the tournament will be direct shot at the championship, all you gotta do is beat the most dangerous pros in the business!

Starting at 9pm is the WXPFL Tournament pitting WXPFL Pro Gra-Fighters vs. randonly drawn audience members in a battle for prizes, trophy, glory, and a shot at the vacant WXPFL championship.

Audience members will battle the roster of WXPFL Pro Gra-Fighting Superstars…, The Bird, The Yellow Dragon, Ronald McFondle, The Librarian, Thaddeus P. Skrilla – The Hundred Dollar Man and more!

PLUS: Special challenge match:

At WXPFL V, The San Juan Isalnd Savage regained his sacred JuJu Bone, but the vendetta between the Asshole Brothers and the Savage is not over yet!

THE ASSHOLE BROTHERS vs. HIGH CHIEF ANAKORTES ORKAS – THE SAN JUAN ISLAND SAVAGE in a dangerous CAGE MATCH!

Live Music by WARNING: DANGER!

Hosted by Prof. Jake Stratton (BloodHag, Rat City Rollergirls, SST)
and Don “Beauty” Rumble.

Sponsored by

Pabst Blue Ribbon, The Rat City Rollergirls, Archie McPhee, Dungeons and Dragons, Scarecrow Video, Pierced Hearts Tattoo & Piercing, Sin In Linen, Dixon/Ticonderoga Pencils and Buff Nuxx weight gain powder.
THURSDAY AUGUST 5th at THE FUNHOUSE
WXPFL VI: HOT LEAD
$7 21+ 8pm doors/9pm…Pencil Fight!
The Funhouse 206 5th ave. N. Under the Space Pencil, I mean, Needle.
  

To see the rules of Extreme Pencil Fighting and find out more about this proud and ancient sport, go to http://www.pencilfightingwriting.wordpress.com

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