World Extreme Pencil Fighting League Official Rankings as of February Seventeenth, Two-Thousand Twelve. WXPFL Champion: Harry Balls Championship contenders: 1. Valtron 3000 2. Thaddeus P. Skrilla 3. Ronald McFondle 4. The Librarian 5. High Chief Anakortes Orkas – The San Juan Island Savage 6. Jimmie Asshole 7. Balls Deep 8. The Yellow Dragon 9. Captain Canadian 10. Sir Eddie Van Glam CONTENDER [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: Chief Anakortes Orkas “The San Juan Island Savage”
Abandoned as a child in the misty jungles of the San Juan Islands, he was found and raised by a tribe of Granolas, learning their ancient ways of hunting, pencil fighting, recumbent bike riding, recycling, composting and Phish concert attending. Through his bravery in defending the tribe from outsiders, the child eventually rose to become [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: The Asshole Brothers
WXPFL doesn’t sign Gra-Fighters based on their personality. If you can’t swing the cedar with the best, you’re not making the WXPFL roster. So when the bred-in-the-bone dirtbags The Asshole Brothers brought their particular brand of bad boy to Pencil Fighting, their Gra-Fighting skills made it more than worth the trouble to put up with [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: The Yellow Dragon
In 2009, WXPFL owner Silas Ticonderoga IV introduced his “Global Talent Initiative”. He sent a team of talent agents to every corner of the earth looking for the fiercest, freshest, most extreme professional and amateur Pencil Fighters. So far it’s paid off, as every new Gra-Fighter signed has made an immediate and lasting impact! [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: The Hundred Dollar Man
The Hundred Dollar Man made his first appearance at WXPFL III, but he has had his hands in WXPFL since its inception. In photo enhancements of pictures taken of the crowd, you can view Mr. Thaddeus P. Skrilla sitting in the penthouse suite atop the Jewelbox Theater at every event. Word on the street has it that [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: The Bird
Two-time WXPFL champion The Bird is indeed “the word”, his name on everyone’s lips and his face on every sports magaizne in the country, but who is this mysterious man? Who is the face behind the mask of the “Master of the Middle Finger from Monterrey Mexico”? “The Bird flips, The Bird flies, The Bird [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: “Big Time” Bill Bates
When SSP Wrestling was forced underground by the WA. DOL, several of their former champions and main event superstars joined the WXPFL for the thrill of competition and to keep in top physical condition for when SSP rises again. SSP has been reborn as SST, but the taste for Pencil Fighting is not easily satiated. Fighting for the [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: Ronald McFondle
When SSP Wrestling was forced underground by the WA. DOL, several of their former champions and main event superstars joined the WXPFL for the thrill of competition and to keep in top physical condition for when SSP rises again. Ronald McFondle is not just the drunken, pilled up and pedophiliac clown prince of wrestling, he’s also [...]
WXPFL GRA-FIGHTER PROFILE: DeeeVious Silvertounge
When SSP Wrestling was forced underground by the WA. DOL, several of their former champions and main event superstars joined the WXPFL for the thrill of competition and to keep in top physical condition for when SSP rises again. When he was SSP Champion he was called “The Little Wrestler That Could” and “The Medical Miracle” and [...]
