(PENCIL) BREAKING NEWS! WXPFL officials, led by head referee Rolff Matthias, have thoroughly examined the winning pencil of Thaddeus P. Skrilla “The Hundred Dollar Man”, and have determined that it is so damaged that it cannot continue in active play, and Skrilla will be unable to use it to defend his title at WXPFL VII. [...]
HISTORY of WXPFL SEATTLE EVENTS
WXPFL Championships I - The Bird wins the championship in a tournament, facing DeeeVious Silvertounge in the finals. Thu. June 25th 2009. WXPFL Championships II: LEAD POISONING – The Bird defends his title against tournament winner The Lepre-Con. Thu. Sept. 24th 2009. WXPFL Championships III: BREAKING POINT – The Bird defends his title against tournament [...]
